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A Game Of Thrones Season 6 Tv Tie-in Edition

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HBO’s hit series A Game Of Thrones is based on George R.R. Martin’s internationally bestselling series A Song Of Ice And Fire, the greatest fantasy epic of the modern age.

About the Author

George R.R. Martin is the author of fourteen novels, including five volumes of A Song Of Ice And Fire, several collections of short stories and numerous screen plays for television dramas and feature films. He lives in Santa Fe, New Mexico.


A Defective Santa Claus

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A Defective Santa Claus Allus when our Pa he's away Nen Uncle Sidney comes to stay At our house here-so Ma an' me An' Etty an' Lee-Bob won't be Afeard ef anything at night Might happen-like Ma says it might.


The H.unger Games Gone Wild A Parody

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REVIEW EXCERPTS FROM JOHN GREEN, AMAZON TOP 1000 REVIEWER, VINE VOICE:"...this was funny! And I don't just mean "heh, got in a good one" funny, more like "lol- they nailed it" funny...this is a YA parody there's no actual shagging going on, but...it's pretty comical! ...some very witty satire here...it'll put a smile on your face."DESCRIPTION: Phatness Evermean finds herself volunteering for the Games on Infinite Justice Day (slogan: Sticking It To The Revolting Districts For Infinity) -- only to be partnered with clever, Kneader Malarky. (You could almost believe he's a decent human being, if there was such a thing in PanAm.) Phatness trusts no one except perhaps, her hunting partner, Windy, and her Games stylist, Sinner. (Where would a girl be if she didn't have a stylist she could trust?)Kneader turns out to be a boy to die for -- but the one person who really needs to understand this, hasn't got a clue. But, that Malarky boy is a clever one. He just may win Phatness's companionship...one way or another. (Watch out Phatness, you may be outmatched!) Phatness exudes a beauty heretofore unknown to the Capitol District, adding an entirely new dimension to the H. Unger Games (named for the persnickety inventor of the Games, Helix Unger). There's no need for real arrows when cupid's are so much more accurate and just as deadly.(While the content is sometimes suggestive, there is no sex in this parody, not that parents who would let their kids read such violent books as "The Hunger Games" would care.)"The best Hunger Games parody out there...though that's not saying much," Effin Ijiot.,



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